So, what’s my opinion on New Dehli, I hear no-one asking. Well, no-one, I’d tell you, but since I’ve landed I’ve either been asleep, working or stuck in the ludicrous mess that Dehli calls a transportation network, so I’m really none the wiser.

If you like inordinately difficult meetings with intransigently stubborn engineers, and the continual, pervasive, never-ending noise of car horns all damn day then Dehli is just the migrane-inducing pit for you.

I am so tired.