Open Water

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com For a species that spent millennia evolving to escape the ocean’s watery grasp there sure […]

Catwoman

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com The pitch for Catwoman at least is easy to imagine. Comic book properties are hot […]

Hellboy

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com It’s taken a while for Del Toros’ latest comic book adaptation to arrive on blighty’s […]

The Chronicles Of Riddick

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Twohy’s Pitch Black in no small part made his reputation as a director to keep […]

Phone

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com “Somebody answer the phone”, advised Mario Piu in seminal 90’s commercial pap-dance classic Communication. It […]

King Arthur

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com If nothing else you have to marvel at the audacity of the advertising campaign for […]

I, Robot

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com With science fiction enjoying it’s most successful dalliance with mainstream culture since Orson Welles was […]

The Stepford Wives

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com I wanted to hate the Stepford wives, I really did. With an insufferable trailer seemingly […]

Gozu

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com “Everything I’m about to tell you is a joke”, proclaims Sho Aikawa at the top […]

Around the World in 80 Days

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com I suppose I should start with a confession – I’ve never met a Jackie Chan […]

The Story of the Weeping Camel

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Perhaps surprisingly, the cinematic event of the summer in this corner of the InterWeb isn’t […]

Godsend

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com I’m sure at some point there was a rational reason for this film progressing past […]

Club Dread

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Super Troopers, the last film from the erstwhile Broken Lizard crew perhaps didn’t impress this […]

The Return

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Vozvrashcheniye is a bit too much of a keyboardful for this scrivener to contend with, […]

Since Otar Left

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com In a cinema landscape still largely dominated by the blockbuster releases, it’s as good a […]

Jersey Girl

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com It seems that loyalty is not a trait to be rewarded in Hollywood, at least […]

Japanese Story

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Australian films. Not a tremendous number of them kicking around, and those that make the […]

Bad Education

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com While the director of this film may go to great lengths to hide his given […]

The Day After Tomorrow

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Roland Emmerich directs event films, normally an event where the world gets trashed in some […]

The Football Factory

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Football Hooligans. Casuals. Thugs. Scum. Whatever you call them, it’s unlikely that you’ll be thinking […]