Wild Things

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com It’s all The Usual Suspects‘ fault. While it can’t claim to be the first film […]

Swimming Pool

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Two warnings. Due to the structure of the film, I find this review deeply unsatisfying. […]

Ghost In The Shell

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Hong Kong in 2029 seems to be in many respects as it is today. Skyscrapers […]

The Producers

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Having suffered through the latest instalment of pie-cock interface ‘bad taste’ humour bypass paingiver American […]

Freddy Vs. Jason

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Quite how anyone though that the world really, really needed a crossover of the Friday […]

What A Girl Wants

It speaks volumes about the quality of this film and of my own puerile nature that the biggest laugh was to be had from the […]

Respiro

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com This is a pretty but pretty pointless tale that doesn’t seem to say what it’s […]

Returner

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Miyamoto (Takeshi Kaneshiro) is a stone cold killer, a one man army. A hired gun […]

Volcano High

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Known as Whasango to the Korean speakers out there, this is an interesting oddity that […]

Spy Kids 3D: Game Over

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com The Spy Kids franchise has been something of a phenomena, although one I’ve studiously avoided. […]

The Running Man

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com It’s been a while since I last watched this, and it staggers me to realise […]

Agent Cody Banks

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com I’m getting a bit worried. Either I’m get a lot less picky about what I […]

Red Sonja

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com At least Red Sonja doesn’t waste any time with subtleties, immediately having some mysterious bad […]

Batman & Robin

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com The fourth film in the Batman series does so many thing totally wrong it’s difficult […]

Conan The Destroyer

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com The first Conan movie, Conan The Barbarian was a celebration of muscle and killing in […]

Whale Rider

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Set in New Zealand and full of people you’ve never heard of, you can’t help […]

Conan The Barbarian

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com The legend begins with a young Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger, at least once he’s grown up) […]

Red Heat

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com If there’s one film that I was dubious about seeing again it was this, for […]

Good bye, Lenin!

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Alex Kerner(Daniel Bruhl) is a young lad in East Germany and he’s not terribly happy […]

Total Recall

This review has been ‘repurposed’ from my other site, theOneliner.com Paul Verhoeven is a director who seems to seek out controversy, and also one of […]